It's up to you to help correct the flow of time, but first, you need to sign and verify everything you've ever said. Yes, this is absurd. Sign and date, please.

Product Specs and Size Chart
• Cardboard covers with soft-touch coating
• Wire-o binding
• 100 dotted pages
• Size: 5.25″ × 8.25″ (13 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US